Are you Joking

Are you joking?

1.    What are a shark’s favorite sunglasses?

2.    I had to drive my girlfriend to the Optometrist because she was having vision issues.

3.    What did the Optician’s wife tell the Optician?

4.    What do you call an Optometrist on a boat?

5.    Why did the cell phone go to the Optometrist?

 

Answers

1.    Ray-Bans

2.    Turns out she was seeing other people.

3.    Stop it you are making a spectacle.

4.    A see Captain.

5.    It needed contacts.